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Lomedy asks Flame for help fighting a war, but it turns out to be all over crops. Flame thinks it's nonsense, but Lomedy shows a horse with maxed out attributes as a reward, so Flame agrees to help outfarm Spongs and Willsion, Lomedy's rivals. Lomedy explains the rules of being a farmer to Flame, which is to wear leather armor and not to use weapons, so Flame sets traps all across Lomedy's farm to kill them. When nighttime comes, Spongs and his group of farmers come and rob the farm. Two robbers die to traps, Spongs and Willsion chase Flame around the farm to try and kill him seeing that he's in full leather. Spongs and Willsion leave after destroying the farm enough, Flame and Lomedy clean up the farm and head to a farmer's trading town after. They get to the trading town and Flame asks to trade with one of the players, but they're afraid of Flame because of his reputation. Lomedy takes over and gives the player crops, the player looks at Flame afraid and Flame raises his voice at them and drops all the enchanted books. Lomedy is upset that Flame dragged him into this by using violence and that everything could've been prevented if they gave Spongs and Willsion what they wanted. Lomedy is about to give up farming entirely and give all his stuff up, but Flame tells him to stay and farm with him one last time, and they repair the farm and make it look better than it was originally. After helping Lomedy, Flame is about to head off and deal with Spongs and Willsion himself to get his pets back, but Lomedy decides to help him out and sets up TNT dupers that faced Spongs and Wil
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剧情
Lomedy 请求 Flame 帮忙打一场战争，结果发现全是关于农作物的。Flame 觉得这很荒谬，但 Lomedy 展示了一匹属性全满的马作为奖励，于是 Flame 同意帮助 Lomedy 在耕种上胜过他的对手 Spongs 和 Willsion。Lomedy 向 Flame 解释了作为农民的规则，即必须穿着皮革盔甲且不能使用武器，因此 Flame 在 Lomedy 的农场各处设下陷阱来对付他们。夜幕降临，Spongs 和他的一群农民同伙前来洗劫农场。两名强盗死于陷阱，Spongs 和 Willsion 看到 Flame 全身皮革装备，便在农场里追着他试图杀死他。Spongs 和 Willsion 在破坏农场到一定程度后离开，Flame 和 Lomedy 清理了农场，随后前往一个农民交易小镇。他们到达交易小镇后，Flame 想与其中一名玩家交易，但对方因 Flame 的名声而害怕他。Lomedy 接手交易并给了那名玩家一些作物，那名玩家害怕地看着 Flame，Flame 则提高嗓门对他们说话并丢下了所有附魔书。
当他们回到农场时，看到斯庞格斯正在大肆破坏。弗莱姆上前对峙，斯庞格斯却嘲笑他遵守农场主“禁止武器”的规矩、束手无策。弗莱姆仅凭力量与一把锄头就击溃了斯庞格斯的农夫团队，证明了自己。他将斯庞格斯和威尔逊打得奄奄一息，两人仓皇逃窜。由于农场第三次遭毁，弗莱姆决意向斯庞格斯和威尔逊复仇，于是前往对方农场洗劫了所有作物。此时洛梅迪和弗莱姆发现对方踪迹，便躲进建筑内谋划盗取骆驼和嗅探兽蛋。弗莱姆取得嗅探兽蛋时，洛梅迪已骑着“快乐恶魂号”飞船并拴好骆驼准备撤离。眼见斯庞格斯团队在地面紧追不舍，弗莱姆降落引开追兵，让洛梅迪寻找安全地点安置动物。弗莱姆在山顶与洛梅迪会合，两人不断击退斯庞格斯团队，确认洛梅迪安全离开后弗莱姆也随即撤退。他们在丛林重逢时偶然发现废弃的丛林村庄，为充实洛梅迪的农场搜刮了所有贵重物品。洛梅迪在某间屋底发现小洞，进入后竟是布满劫掠兽的巨型迷宫。抵达迷宫尽头后，他们获得了下界合金锄。凭借这把锄头、骆驼与嗅探兽蛋，他们已比寻常农场主更为富裕。弗莱姆与洛梅迪回到农场，随着《熔岩鸡》乐曲起舞并清理农场。弗莱姆进屋时坠入坠落陷阱，危急时刻通过末影珍珠瞬移卡进方块侥幸逃生。斯庞格斯和威尔逊再次炸毁农场，弗莱姆除了杀死他们外无计可施。两人嘲讽洛梅迪无力保护自己的农场，使其作物与牲畜尽毁，随后扬长而去。
Lomedy 对 Flame 用暴力将他卷入此事感到不满，认为如果他们当初满足了 Spongs 和 Willsion 的要求，这一切本可以避免。Lomedy 几乎要彻底放弃务农并交出所有物品，但 Flame 劝他留下，与他最后一次共同耕作；他们修复了农场，使其外观比原先更加完善。帮助 Lomedy 后，Flame 准备亲自去找 Spongs 和 Willsion 要回自己的宠物，但 Lomedy 决定协助他，在面向 Spongs 和 Willsion 农场的位置设置了 TNT 复制机。Flame 在农场里找到了自己的狗和马，将它们安置到安全地点后吹响号角，示意 Lomedy 启动 TNT 复制机。Flame 现身并在周围踱步，未采取任何行动。他告诉对方自己永远不会成为农夫，但比他们更擅长把事情推向极端，并让他们环顾四周。TNT 复制机已在射程内启动，开始摧毁他们农场的每一寸土地。Flame 没有杀死 Spongs 或 Willsion，而是宁愿让他们活着，在废墟般的农场中永远铭记自己永远无法成为 Unstable 最伟大的农夫。失去一切的 Willsion 交出了所有物品，Spongs 放弃了务农生涯，两人各自朝不同方向离去。扫清了 Spongs 和 Willsion 的阻碍后，Lomedy 得以成为最佳农夫，并如约将马匹赠予 Flame 以感谢他的帮助。
